fuck the police if you know what i mean
(Source: fuckingg-rachel-tice, via thoughtsovermatter)
*licks the side of your face* so i was thinking we should go on a date
(via itsligiya)
When young ass kids say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas shut your mouth you’re 15 what happens in the ball pit at chuckie cheese stays at chuckie cheese.
(via shotofpatr0n-deactivated2013032)
(Source: maramaddness)
life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
(via thoughtsovermatter)
A MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA CONE?!
(Source: doorsandsardines, via thoughtsovermatter)